Glitches wit Bitches

I'm not gonna claim to be a pimp or hustla. However I will profess my profession as a "Playa Of the Game", and as of late I think I may have gone from part time, to full time. Many people have said since the passing of my father earlier in December, that I should get back wit my "Baby Mama". The thought of that is not comforting. I have just a lil too much action on my line to settle down right now; & although we have 3 kids 2gether --the oldest 1 I didn't create but I take care of her just the same as the younger 2, we like many other young urban people can't seem to work it out. We both have done a lot of evil, disrespectful, triflin' shit to each other. I can honestly say that much of the bullshit caused by me was precipitated by some shit she either said or did...no excuses are necessary but hey, as I see it we can't work 2gether 4 too long before we wanna kill each other. Outside of that, she has a gamut of other men/father issues that she needs to work on seriously before she could be serious about "us" & she needs to let go of the past. I understand she may not be able to forget certain things, but jeeez....gimme a break!!! Honestly I would be with her, but she rides my nerves like a slow drivin ass nigga in a Cadillac.

I dunno how my luck is goin with the other chicks on my team. I had to cut my "Lil Bitty Bitch" because I just got tired of her shit. I got 3 kids & she seemed like my 4th and 5th. Bitches is supposed to be fun to fuck wit. It stopped being fun after awhile. So I moved on a lil bit & got me a chick that I worked wit at my "summer job." This girl who we will call "Tina" was about 35yrs old and chocolate, thick & sexy to me. "Tina" thought that ya boy was a square as lame...I dunno maybe I put out a vibe that screams "thin, fraile, & non-threatening", but homegirl had me "fucked all the way up"!!! She had been sayin the whole time before we had relations that she liked guys in their 20's because they know how to "put it down", "they don't wanna just bust 1 quick nut like old ass niggas like u". BIG MISTAKE to say some old poppycock shit like dat to me!!! All in all when it was time for me to unveil the magic she pulled out my dick and was totally surprised by how much meat I had brought for lunch!!! I gave her the best fuckin of her life-- or at least of that night!!! To make a long story short, I made her have multiple orgasms to the point where she was crying and begging me to not fuck her ever again like that. She said she didn't want to cum anymore...WOW... she tried to hop off of the dick but couldn't because she said she never felt like that before. Now every one can say that I'm blowing my own horn, but I fucked her well knowing full well MY potential. I rarely underestimate myself. The next time we had relations, she popped an "X-tasy" pill and thought that she was gonna out fuck me....WRONG ANSWER AGAIN...I refuse to lose. She got served again and tried to accuse me of takin Viagra. Even though I'm just shy of 32, I don't need drugs to have sex. My dick works great. Now I will say that a lil weed & liquor will make a whole lotta shit happen but I don't need it to break a bitch off!!! Long story short I fucked her for a good 2 months maybe and then told her that I wasn't really into what we were doing anymore. She said "ok, fuck u, I'll find someone to give this good ass pussy to. You are gonna regret this!" That was about three weeks ago when that happened and she's still harassing me. I haven't fucked her in months.

Another chick that I messed around with for a minute (Mar'08-Jun'08), recently snuck and had a baby on me. We work 2gether at a school & since she came back from summer vacation, all of our co-workers have been under the impression that she is "preggo" by yours truly. NOT MINE...not even by a long shot!!! I knew I smelled somethin wrong when I first met her. She was thick as "Bear Meat" and fine ass hell(once she fixed her hair and face). She blew her cover when she came on too strong within the first week. I hadn't even fucked yet. She had just as many kids as me if not more--strike 2. Strike 3 was her constantly accusing me of tryin to fuck on the lil high school girls and all the other chicks that I knew. I have many lil female students who admire, have a crush on me, and yes there are some that I know want to fuck me, BUT I ain't goin for that. I have a daughter that is 15. I understand that fuckin a lil bitch in the school I work in is not only illegal but nasty & wrong AND "15 will get 30"yrs. I can't imagine tryin to fuck on one of my daughter's lil friends....YUCK. But anyways, I'd had enough. I'm not finna try and be wit a chick who doesn't understand that I'm a very likeable person and women will more than likely always be around me. Even better, I'm not finna be wit a chick who tries to ration out the pussy either. She too thought that I was gonna be a push over in bed. HA HA...HA ha HA!!!! Way too much "D" for her to handle. She said "tryin to ride yo dick was like torture". Whoa!!! Torture?!?!? Nonetheless since we came back everyone said she looked "knocked up" and is it yours. She tried to lie to me one time and said it was mine, but then quickly changed the story to I dunno, to I was probably "preg" when we met. Bottom line is at that time...which would have been about early to mid Sept '08 she told me she was gonna abort. No skin off of my nose cool. It wasn't even mine to worry about anyway, however she was my friend, so I did care about her and her well being and what she was gonna do. I didn't even trip when she was at the bar, drinkin hella alcohol, nor did I say anything about her smokin cigs, because she was gonna abort. She had even told people that she had tumor wow!!! Fast forward to Jan 7 2009. Everyone comes back from winter break and lo and behold this chick falls out and has a full fledged SEIZURE at work. Everyone is look at me to answer questions about her med history & family stuff and all I really can do is give the the 4 or 5 different cell phone #'s she gave me. I haven't fucked wit her since June. At the end of the day I go see her at the hospital. We chop it up a lil bit then the new nurse walks in. The nurse asks several questions then asks about the recent pregnancy. I found out she had a full term baby--8lbs 5oz.. a lil boy. WOW. Had I not been there she would not have told me. I asked her prior to the nurse was there anything that she wanted to share wit me. She said no. I'm glad that damn nurse came when she did. I'm also glad that someone at work that she's close to told me about that baby before I got there, cuz I would have clowned her ass real good!!! All in all she lost a good friend because she kept some important shit from me,-- we supposed to be tighter than that, and she's got many of our coworkers lookin at me like I'm the bad guy. I don't give a fuck about them any way but they make my job that much harder when they are in opposition to me.

The last chick on my list of talkabouts is another chick that works with us who also happened to have a seizure as well. Rewind a few weeks ago to Xmas break. She called me early in the afternoon to hook up. No problem. All she wanted was to smoke a lil, maybe have a couple of dranks and possibly some midnight relations. I made plans for about 6 or 7 that night. I being the "Coon Ass Nigga" that I am decides to get drunk wit my other bitches at the bar and then go home. Honestly after the 2nd drink I was gonna go, but we kept gettin free drinks so we stayed. I dropped my bitches off then saw that she had called me about 15 mins ago. I called back and got the green light to come over. Once I arrive, I'm greeted to the smell of good weed. She & her brother were just finishin a blunt when I came in with one all ready to go. We smoked mine, they rolled another and we smoked that one too. Big brother left then she made me get comfy. All I really remember is being sucked out of my draws into submission then putting the magnum on. After that I can't say that I remember beatin the pussy all the way up, but I do remember her sounding like a pig being stuck wit a hot branding iron. Fast forward to the next mornin...I woke up about 8ish. Sun beamin in my face...I turn my head towards her and notice that her eyes are open. She turns her head towards me, smiles then "Lambeau Leaps" out of the bed face first to the floor into a full blown SEIZURE!!! I'm not afraid of shit, but DAMN...I gotta wake up to this??? I thought I was finna get some action..NOPE!!! I got her revived and some emergency medical services. What a way to wake up!!!! Now at the job I'm known as "Killa D" because 2 of the 4 chicks that I mess wit at the job have had a seizure. Don't blame that shit on me I'm not the glitch in the matrix. "I Am The Matrix"!!!