Wednesday, April 15, 2009

What The Fuck?!?!


I've been gone off this blog shit for quite awhile. The time has come for me to resurface. Many O' Adventures Coontastic have I experienced since we last met. I've shaken off a few haters and gained a couple more. My baby mama is actin nuttier than squirrel shit & my new Lil bitty Bitch is tryin to be top dog at the dog house. Me & the b.m. made an agreement last year after tax time about claimin the kids for tax purposes. Since we have 3 I suggested that (NEXT YEAR which would be 2008 tax season) I claim 2 kids and she claim 1. It would only be fair since she'd been claiming 2 for the past 5 years uncontested. NO problem, she agreed willingly. No debate, no pulling teeth, no extended coversation about the agreement. No biggie I figured. This past December came and I kindly reminded her of the agreement and she kindly said she hadn't forgotten. When I get my W2's I usually wait til about March or so to file so I can have a lil change 2 play wit. Unfortunately this year, money was runnin short so I had to file early. I did what lil I could do with the few hundred I got and didn't ask her about my half until after March 23. She decides to ask me about goin half on our daughter's overrun cell phone bill. I told her take it out the tax money. Long story short, this soul crushin, money swindlin', gypsy punk bitch played me like a fuckin piano and think its finna be all good. This bitch must think I'm one of those lil Jello Pudding cups. Ain't shit sweet here. Once again this bitch got me fucked ALL the way up!!! AND she's trying to financially fuck me. I know why she's doin it; the crazy bitch think I gotta girl. NOOOOOOOO I'm married to the game!!! Since I had our youngest daughter's hair done by a chick I know. This bitch has been pissed eva since. I'm finna go to court....Child support, custody & all dat!!!